NEŠTO RAZMIŠLJAM ...

1.
U tramvaju Mujo pokazuje kartu kontroloru.
- "Gospodine, pa ovo je dječja karta!"
- "E, sad vidite koliko sam dugo čekao tramvaj!"
2.
Voze se Mujo i Haso u autobusu. Kaže Haso:
- "Majstore, daj pusti malo taj air condition . . . "
A Mujo će:
- "Nemoj, ba, bolje daj neke narodnjake . . . !"
Najviše mi se dopao ovaj sa šatorom:))

Ovo mi je bas trebalo:)))

moj skromni doprinos:

Huso polagao testove na vozačkom ispitu. Član komisije čita rezultate:
- "Huso, niste položili ispit. Imate 28 grešaka."
- "Kako je to moguće? Pa odgovorio sam na sva pitanja!"
- "Da, ali pogrešno. Zaokružili ste sve odgovore pod B!"
- "Pa ja za B i polažem!"

Dolazi Mujo kasno kući pijan i kaže Fati:
- "Fato znaš šta mi se dogodilo?", a ona će na to:
- "To nije važno. Važno je šta će ti se tek dogoditi!"

Mujo:
- "Fato daj mi one golf čarape!"
Fata:
- "Koje?"
Mujo:
- "One s devet rupa!"

Bas ste me nasmejali i osve'ili dan :=))

Sjajni su.
Ovaj će ti se dopasti:

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint
Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful
banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other
people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began
calling greetings to her
'Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you.'
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, 'This is such a wonderful
place! How do I get in?'
'You have to spell a word,' Saint Peter told her.
'Which word?' the woman asked.
'Love.'
The woman correctly spelled 'Love'
And Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter
came to the woman
and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.
While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
'I'm surprised to see you,' the woman said. 'How have you been?'
'Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died,' her husband told her.
'I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were
ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you
and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all
around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I
fell and hit my head, and here I am.
What a bummer!
How do I get in?'
'You have to spell a word,' the woman told him.
'Which word?' her husband asked.
'Czechoslovakia.'

:)))

Jadan medoooo :))))

hihihi :D

Ма први је најкул! :)))

:D

Hihih,ako je rekao za medveda. Sam je tražio... (((:
Hvala za ovo,danas mi baš grozan dan bio.. ;)

Anam, a ja pevam air condition! :-))

Persefona, dobro je za one koji nisu položili vožnju, da znaju šta da zaokruže. :-))

A ovaj drugii je zakon! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA :D HVALA BEKRAJNO DRAGA MOJA

Boki, moramo malo da šaramo, lek protiv smora... :-)

Sanjarenja, sjajan je. Zaslužuje da bude u postu, a ne u komentaru.

Nena58, pozdravio te suky. :-)))

Merkur, hehe, ko mu je kriv! :-)

Muckos, :-))).

Pricalice, i meni je prvi super, zato sam ga i stavila na prvo mesto. :-))

Biljanak, :)***

3msc, da ostaneš najveselija i u groznom danu. :-))

Ijesic, hvala i tebi, zarazno se smeješ. :-))

HIHIHIHIHHI :D

Muckos, sjajna karikatura. Koliko vidimo iz ugla sopstvene ograničenosti! :-))

pa gde ti sad padoše na pamet mujo i haso , mangupe ženski. pozdrav i poljubac

Mediterraneo, svašta pada na pamet ovoj ludoj glavi. :-)))

ne , nije luda glava , nego lepa

Mediterraneo, onda ti i ja da budemo Mis i Mister. Najlepši smo. :-)

I pade Mujo vozacki ispit neslavno. Ha, ha.

Lepo ja tebe pitam šta je tu smešno? U kakvom smo stanju ja se više ne smejem niti kada se pričaju najbolji vicevi, a kamo da se podsmevam svakodnevnim događajima koji nas okružuju. Samo trošim papirnate maramice i brišem suze.

Vicevi su doista odlični. Stavio sam ih u interesantna mjesta jer ih je jako puno. Svako toliko ponovo svratim i nastavim čitati, a trudim se da i zapamtim poneki kako bih ga mogao prepričati društvu.